2007-10-06
Quote to the power of Twenty!
"Puh-tong! Puh-tong!"
- LinChuch, who read P. Tekong as P. Tong and was attempting to memorise it.
"Hey Shakes. Whassup?"
- Ms Chow, regarding the analyzing of Shakespeare.
"This is the ethical apple, and this is the apple that has gone through animal testing."
- Joy, trying to explain a comprehension passage on saving the world to LinChuch.
"I SEE THE PAGE!"
- Esther Poh to Joy, who was studying Sexual Reproduction.
"Hi Bee. Bye Bee. Too close for comfort, Bee. Bye Bee. You're fat."
- Dilys to an overly sociable bee.
"This is why we have to go to the longkang for water!"
- Mrs Hee, on NEWater.
"You sucker ah! You suck my blood!"
- Mrs Hee, reason unknown.
"In other countries they don't discuss problems. They go out into the streets and kill each other."
- Mrs Hee, on the National Day rally.
"Who wants to be my RIGHT ANGLE?"
- Angela, on our standing positions during Music Corridor duty.
"Giggle, giggle, blush, blush."
- Ms Chow to girls studying Sexual Reproduction.
"I am cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you, and I look good on a barbeque!"
- Dilys, reason unknown no need to be stated.
"Ooh, that pigeon looks like Angela! Hi Angela!" *is attacked by the pigeon* "AHHHHHHHH!"
- Dilys and Joy on their day out.
"0_0"
- Renjie, during every MSN conversation.
"[Blows flying kisses]"
- Nigel, on being congratulated for his literature marks.
"Don't be so meannnn!"
- Angela, under any given context.
"Tubal. Teaching Underaged Boys About Love."
- Natalie Wong, while we were perusing character names.
"You go first!"
"No, you go first!"
"Okay, on the count of three. One, two, three!" *freeze*
"AHAHHHH."
- Joy & Laura F., every time we have to leave.
"LITTER."
- Huifang, on those taking full-Lit.
"Hi Egg!"
"Hi Sperm!"
"Wanna dance?"
"Sure!"
- Spermegg Comics, copyright Shameera.
"You get dry rainfall." *pause* "What am I saying?!"
- Ms Leong, during a particularly stony Geography lesson.
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This list is far from over. I just can't think of the rest right now. :D
abstracity at 6:56 p.m.