2007-07-03

The fine print in Modelling.

I have a theory on how Victoria's Secrets test their products on animals.

Firstly, they arrange piles of their new brands of panties on a cold, hard floor in a room.

Then they set a kitten into the same room.

The softest, most comfortable type of panties would be the ones the kitten eventually snuggles into.

I mean, really. Animals are considerably much more sensitive compared to us humans, plus their paw pads would go for the softest, comfortable-st, uh, fabrics.

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Sarah: Eeargh, then after that they make the models try it on! And they'd walk all funny!

Me: That's why they call it the Cat Walk.

:D

abstracity at 6:51 p.m.

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